Repression

By Anonymous - 14/02/2022 12:00

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Today, I found out my platonic office wife and I are both in sexless relationships. The week just gets more and more repressed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 077
You deserved it 310

Same thing different taste

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Sounds like you’re looking for a go ahead to cheat on your SO. Communicate your repression with your SO and hopefully things look up for you after that.

Lucky O'Guin 18

Maybe talk to your spouse instead of looking for approval for your emotional affair.

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Why don't you two incels become "**** buddies?" Problem solved. You're welcome.

Sounds like you’re looking for a go ahead to cheat on your SO. Communicate your repression with your SO and hopefully things look up for you after that.

What exactly is an office wife? That seems to be a thing. Where can I get one? Preferably non-platonic.

It's your girlfriend at your workplace. Since a lot of people spend more waking hours at work than anywhere else, it's likely you'll develop a closer bond with her than your actual wife. But, beware, they say "Don't shit where you eat" and "Don't dip your pen in the company ink." I'm not sure what those mean, and who in the hell is "they?"

Probably the Deep State! That being said, considering my line of work it's probably not the best idea to have an office wife.

Roger that. I can only imagine what you do. My guess is "hit-man." It wouldn't be smart to start an affair with a woman who knows 100 ways to kill a man.

You kidding? Femme fatales are the bomb (which they plant under your bed just before they leave in the morning).

Lucky O'Guin 18

Maybe talk to your spouse instead of looking for approval for your emotional affair.

CraftingQueen8675309 3

This is not an excuse to cheat. If you are unhappy with the lack of intimacy in your relationship talk to your partner and your friend at work should do the same. Just because you are feeling sexually repressed doesn't mean it's OK to cheat, it means you need to speak with your partner or leave the relationship.