Anonymous
Normal, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, it's the sixth day in a row my roommate has not left our dorm room. I miss jacking off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Cleveland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gagging for it
Today, my roommate spends so much time in our dorm room that I got a boner when I heard him leaving for class, because it was my first chance in days to jack off in peace. FML
skipper
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Frustrated
Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML
awkward O_o
Saint Paul, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my roommate has a masturbation problem; the problem is that he does it in my bed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
ashbeat
Sydney, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
MY EARS! MY EARS!
Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML
NoTalkAllGame
Horsham, United States
Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML
Scholar
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML
Sticky floor
🌶️ Spicy
Gross
Today, my best friend and roommate has decided to "stop being controlled by society" while at home. This involves him walking around naked, masturbating whenever he wants, and not cleaning up his guys. I've stepped in it three times already. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
So frustratiiiiing
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
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mamallama22 9
Shower buddy :)
Konarika 11
There's no bathroom or anything? Even if you can't have any privacy, not masturbating for a few weeks won't kill you
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biopilot17 9
Get a girlfriend bro....
CSXIV 19
To quote a friend of mine when I was in college: "It's ******* hard to ********** in the dorms!"
justicehendrix 9
6 days in a row? do y'all not have class?
raihothunder15 3
It's quite simple. You jack off when your roommate is fast asleep with lights out. I would do same thing. As for RA, you just assume the worst. Sorry man. But I would expect the worst case. It's how I succeed at doing anything in university campus that is against the policy.
jaydoo 6
Just do it. Don't be shy.
campdude90 15
Just tell him...dude, can you go out for a while? Either tell him you have a girl coming over or tell him you need to jack off lol I paid my bestie to take my roommate out once, (who he liked) so I could hookup with my girlfriend.
Scáthach_1699204304 5
Seek help.