By Anon. - 05/05/2016 21:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, like every other day my boyfriend and I try and have sex, his dog cried and whined outside of his room until we stopped. She does this all the time and it kills the mood instantly. I can't have sex because of a toy poodle. FML
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BloodyBrilliant 15

Buy a male dog. She needs her dude too.

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soulreaper12296 28

Maybe she's jealous that she isn't getting any action.

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Frid_Kun 7

Its almost like universe is trying to tell you that dogs are unnecessary and you should get rid of this useless mutt. Take a hint.

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ladycoco8 20

Shut your ***** mouth. Dogs are everything.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

What the **** are you talking about? Dogs are amazing! And that's coming from a cat lady

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sutima 23

Cats rule... Dogs are just annoying.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

22- I disagree with the comment too but I think you took it a little far. Lol. 31- Have you never seen homeward bound? It's cats rule and dogs drool. Sassy says so.

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Frammy007 7

My toy Aussie shepherd used to do that to me and my fiancé all the time. Either give her a puzzle toy with peanut butter inside and a few small treats tucked away, or an ice-cube, depending on how long you want to be ;)

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Mightytall 35

Toy poodle ... Either your boyfriend is a prince or a fairy ... So unless his name is something like "von Someortheother" I think he may be the latter. He might still be in the finding phase for his sexual orientation.

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derperbear 8

Most annoying answer ever. Not everyone wants kids. It also does not make this situation any less annoying.

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Sia_Will 13

Oh I'm sorry. Hope your day is not ruined by my very annoying comment.

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Sia_Will 13

Dude, calm down. Nobody's making her or you or anybody else have a baby. I'm telling her that something similar to that is going to happen if she has a baby. No need to freak out.

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Tehlu 12

Ditch the bitch or at leaSt take it to someone else's house so you can get freaky.

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monkeytater96 23

Your boyfriend has a prissy toy poodle? Get you a big male German Shepard or something.

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hellobobismyname 24

The type of dog you own doesn't determine your masculinity or femininity.

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Rababco 29

Some dogs are super attached to their owners and want to be with them all the time. She probably just doesn't like to be seperated from your boyfriend.

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sailorarctic 22

just leave the door open or lock the pup in a room with a baby gate and turn a tv on so she doesn't feel lonely.

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