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By Emily27 - 20/01/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

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Today, like every other day, my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, like every day, my boss was complaining about something or other, but this time it was work that I knew he'd done himself, and he still blamed me. FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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Creeper alert!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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Dat ass

By brandonborgie - 10/08/2021 04:01 - Australia

Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML

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By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes

Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML

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Creep in chief

By wow @ creepy fuckers - 17/11/2012 01:06 - United States

Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML

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By raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2018 20:30

Today, like most days, I spent my lunch break with a sandwich in one hand while typing with the other, trying to keep up with my work load, while my coworker took a nap. We're supposed to be doing the same job, but he refuses to learn most of the software. The boss is fine with this. FML

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The 1970s called…

By titsmcgee - 11/02/2015 21:51 - United States - Oak Brook

Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

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Bye bye

By Dan - 17/11/2020 22:58

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

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IceeCreamm 7

Friday 20 January 2012 16:01

sexual lawsuit, like a boss!

DocBastard 38

Friday 20 January 2012 17:04

Silentbutfunny - you are (unfortunately) neither of the adjectives in your username.

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chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 19:34

That's a lawsuit waiting to happen. If he says this every day, that's genuine sexual harassment. Does he say this around other people? If so, take the bitch to court - you've got witnesses.

Njv1221 4

Monday 23 January 2012 20:50

this man has legal balls...

mrbaker88 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:07

Maybe u should give him that nap eh?

aionlover 7

Tuesday 24 January 2012 7:19

File 4 sexual harassment!!! U can make a small bundle!!!

Cosmic_Horror 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 12:11

Tell him to cut that shit out. If he retaliates, or continues to do it, then go through the proper channels. That is, unless you really need the money and don't care about creating a shitstorm. If you do and you don't, then sue.

andrew_aka_vex 3

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:52

That makes me a sad panda :-(

jbird21 2

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:40

Leave. Get a new job ASAP.

apackersgirl 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:04

Can you say Sexual Harassment?!? File a complaint.

Stevie777 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 21:56

you could own that business!!

DJDude_Arazely 10

Tuesday 6 March 2012 9:35

Shit! I would've slapped his ass in the face! >:(

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