The more you know

By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
I agree, your life sucks 611
You deserved it 185
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Wait...are you ******* with me right now? I've always said "sooge" (rhymes with Scrooge). I've always thought people liked my sense of humor whenever a discussion got heated, I'd say, "Can we sooge to a new topic?" and they'd laugh. Now I know why.

5 0
dasin 18

never seen it spelled out before... ever. if i had pronounced it wrong based on its spelling no one would even know what i was talking about to even be able to correct

3 0

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Wait...are you ******* with me right now? I've always said "sooge" (rhymes with Scrooge). I've always thought people liked my sense of humor whenever a discussion got heated, I'd say, "Can we sooge to a new topic?" and they'd laugh. Now I know why.

5 0
Yudith 24

I thought segue was pronounced "say gay".

2 0
dasin 18

never seen it spelled out before... ever. if i had pronounced it wrong based on its spelling no one would even know what i was talking about to even be able to correct

3 0