Miscellaneous: Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers....

By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2024 14:00 - Germany

Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 09:57 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I got a call from my roommate's mother, asking me to hide her flip flops so she couldn't wear them out in sub-zero temperatures. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Cold - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML

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By qwerty - 05/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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kaprookie 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

Slipception!

firecopy 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

Heard of socks?

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beebeeL 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:10

I'm jealous! You can have my heat I don't want it!

cheesecakex 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:10

It was so cold and misty where I am that I had to defrost my hair when I got back home.

kennedy516 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:11

Lol

Dannibalism 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:12

First world problems... We have it so bad...

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:14

That's pretty damn cold.

Miss_Attitude96 24

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:16

Why didn't you just wear boots?

siickman 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:26

A slipper within a slipper ? Mind ******* me with no condem :O

mrlopez 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:10

Damn, that language there needs to be so condemned.

gregonfire 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:28

How is this an fml?

TurdTickler4eva 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:29

I wondered the same shit

btnhdude 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:30

I know right. Psssh, whutawuss.

Volcan_fml 22

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:30

Yo dog, I hear you like slippers...

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:35

Wouldn't socks over socks have been easier..?

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