Miscellaneous: Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers.... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 20:42 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2024 14:00 - Germany

Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2017 15:00

Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 09:57 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I got a call from my roommate's mother, asking me to hide her flip flops so she couldn't wear them out in sub-zero temperatures. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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Just chilling

By Cold - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML

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By qwerty - 05/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML

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By madeline9322 - 20/12/2016 03:15 - Canada

Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML

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By freezingggg - 23/09/2011 14:33 - Reserved

Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML

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kaprookie 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

Slipception!

firecopy 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 12:00

Heard of socks?

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Mx_Rider 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:35

atleast your feet stayed nice and cozy :)

mfbeezy11 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:38

What kind of FML is that? U don't deserve a vote!

TahoeFMler 22

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:42

You're a moron.

Mystery_Machete 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:43

You live in Iowa. This is not the first, nor the last time that you will experience the cold. Also, it's November. Suck it up or move out. We haven't even gone below 0 yet!

Matt1989 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:44

same here walked 2 ****** blocks and i was freezin my ass off

PenelopeRamirez_fml 4

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:49

Uhhh That doesnt sound very smart... Just wear more socks and shoes...

Seduisant 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:50

How is this an fml? It's winter. Everyones cold.

stinkFist232 3

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:55

Screw all this about socks and slippers...turn up the damn thermostat!

heyimallison 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 13:57

lycky. its still 65 degrees over here -_-

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