Today, it was my last day at school before I graduate next week. Ten minutes into lunch break, I was brutally nailed in the neck by a football. Now, not only do I look like I was given a hickey by the Jolly Green Giant himself, I have to wear a neck brace at my graduation ceremony. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML
Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML
Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, it was time to take graduation cap and gown pics. My cap didn't fit on my head. I'd specifically requested that they make it much larger, but they didn't. When someone tried to force it onto my head, it tore apart. So now I have no graduation cap. I'm so fucking done. Only 2 weeks left. FML
Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Ch0sen 13
Wear that hickey with pride, not many can claim the accomplishment of successfully wooing that elusive fellow.
tennisrapper1 14
Hey, at least you're unique! No one else has a neck brace as awesome as you do!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (77)
afropuffjake 9
Stupid-ass jocks, football season is over... If you got nailed I imagine they weren't that good?
megansays 2
Or they were just good enough. Target practice!
Isoldael 27
Wouldn't the brace cover the "hickey" then?
DivineSunshine 1
If there isn't anything seriously wrong with your neck I would take it off for the ceremony and pictures. You can always photoshop the bruise on your.neck.
Moobug 4
This is an option - the photographers will photoshop for a fee. My school paid to photoshop an entire student in.
disney_blonde 16
Well look on the bright side, no one will see the 'hickey' looking mark under the brace!
hateevryone 15
At least you still graduating.
cuddlebunny3548 11
You'll laugh at it later?
Fangsnuzzles 8
It's great that you weren't hurt more than that. There was a freak accident in my state a couple years ago where a kid got hit in the neck with a football and he died right on the spot. FYL OP, neck braces are no fun.
megansays 2
Smells like teen spirit.
The_9th_Doctor 18
sick it up and walk it off. you'll be fine.