Today, it was my brother's birthday. I was short on money but got him a present anyway. After opening it, he looked at it and said, "I didn't really want this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was sister’s birthday. I decided to give her money instead of a present, because I couldn’t come up with a gift idea. When she opened the envelope and took the $100 out, she looked at me and asked me if this was the best I could’ve done. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, my 6-year-old nephew opened his Christmas gift. The first words out of his mouth were, "This is cheap." FML
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I finally got the PS3 I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opened the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of clothes that my mom put in my brother's PS3 box. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
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The_Big_Boss 20
"I didn't really want to give you it"
Googolman 29
Then take it back.
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Comments (77)
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I use every single gift I get. Socks for christmas? Bring it on! DVD of the goonies? Watched it 5 times even though I hate it. OP's brother doesn't appreciate the gift? He doesn't need one.
VivaB 9
Dick.
StressedDesserts 17
That's rude af, if my brother said that I would throw him out of the window
MissBehavin77 18
Good, then maybe he won't care if you took it back and kept your money.
Spadoinkle 10
Damn, your brother is rude and ungrateful. Don't get him anything else ever again. I can't deal with people who act like that. Sorry, but your brother's an ass.
8Dirty1 24
what did you get?
patrickalamo 48
Funny how 2 brother raised by the same parents can be so different.
gamernation89 10
I would take the gift back and get your self something because he's an ungrateful ass
nsb124 15
It's all good. He was just trying to be an ass and playing around. He actually uses the gift I gave him so it's fine haha.
somechick8266 14
if its something you like then keep it for yourself or take it back and get your money...he shouldnt have been ungrateful