Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Anonymous
United States
The one that got away
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
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knibbsy 4
I'd never forget your birthday!
edenclaire 0
yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP
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vballchick101 0
I hate stalkers. And awww! That's so sad :( Happy birthday!!! :]
kait729 0
supp my name is kristian your hot lol but i like to skate to.yupp so do u have words with friends...
TheKK 0
happy birthday :)
BigBlondeRex 0
did they "romantically" climb in your 3rd story window to cut off a piece of your hair and leave you a turtle with a note saying "I'll always be there for you even if you don't think you want me there" taped to it's back? If not then I've got ya beat ; P
Nadinek98 0
win! someone did the exact same thing to me except they drew a duck
citruslime 0
lol :)
dougyfresh410 0
was your stalker atleast cool? was he nice?
aniroc 0
at least someone remembered(:
yyyttt 0
yes i kow is good www . surprisefirms . com
marinus_fml 20
I suggest you read the FML rules if you don't want a ban.
erikb5 0
I know it's late but happy birthday :)
wonderful_wendy 0
did the stalker atleast give you a present
janzup77 0
YDI. at least someone remembered.
wDeemish 0
Happy Birthday