Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Anonymous
United States
The one that got away
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Top comments
knibbsy 4
I'd never forget your birthday!
edenclaire 0
yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP
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Comments (71)
asmah 0
lol u have a stalker tht means ur awesome lol
foxre28 0
You`re just calling them a stalker because they are the only one who cares enough to remember.
MrRuffyboots 0
Atleast you HAVE a stalker. I'm so jealous
happiness19_fml 0
Don't listen to them! Happy birthday to you! And sorry for your stalker creeping you out.
Charlotteeexx 0
it was mine yesterday but people remembered, facebook ya see ;)
fruitytuty123 0
happy birthday!
Vlieto23 8
maybe you should think about him a lil differently then hahaha
DearLar 0
atleast somebody loves youu!(:
ohSNAPyall 27
Get a Facebook
Rocketbark 0
why would you invite your stocker