Miscellaneous: Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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knibbsy 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:58

I'd never forget your birthday!

edenclaire 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:59

yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP

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Liam Rowley 17

Monday 30 August 2021 4:51

Today is my birthday and I wouldn’t mind a stalket remembering. Probably would ask her if she wanna do something

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