Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Anonymous
United States
The one that got away
Today, the only person who remembered my birthday was my stalker ex. He left condoms, birth control, furry handcuffs, and a lingerie set in my mailbox, with a note saying to prepare for our anniversary. We went out for a week. In sixth grade. FML
dentistftw
United States
Today, it's my 22nd birthday. The only person who remembered was the dentist who sent me a postcard in the mail. I stopped going to him four years ago. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Unhappy birthday
Today, my cleaner wished me a happy birthday. My family and friends forgot. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Anonymous
United States
Drive
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
Top comments
knibbsy 4
I'd never forget your birthday!
edenclaire 0
yay for stalkers!!! :D did u give him a big hug? haha, happy bday, OP
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Rangant 7
#10 with imagery like the one from your first sentence you could become an author
Sadochan 0
Happy birthday OP!
knibbsy 4
10, if I remember correctly, OP's mom had a C-section. I was very young at the time, but I have the memory of a creepy stalker.
FYLDeep 26
Hey, I talked to your stalker and you got to give him props. He even stole a cake from some girl's place to give to you.
kailsey 5
ohmygoshh! ur rele funny. i read that little post too! she got robbed n the only thing he stole was her chocolate cake Hehe
kailsey 5
unless thats not what you were talking about...than this is embarassing...
FYLDeep 26
It was a reference to that actually.
Doortje 30
Better than nothing! Did he give you a stalkerish big present?
Darcon 8
hey! I know you!
docscientist 10
When someone qualifies a stalker as creepy, I picture the old Nosferatu.
docscientist 10
She was also born with a club foot and had to wear corrective shoes for a while. That's what makes her so unique and beautiful.
taylor_bby100 0
Sorry OP, But Happy Birthday(:
kenjiisown 1
Too many FMLs where the OP's birthdays are forgotten by everyone but their stalker.
Zebidee 9
I've been reading these for a while now, and including this one, I make that - well - one.
BloodyHeel 8
Don't you have facebook? That's what facebook is for, reminding people of their loved ones' birthday. Gosh. How awful of no one to remember.