Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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RusticChick 27
There's always that awkward stage when shorts weather comes around. I had that same issue! I don't like going tanning so I blind the world until the brightness lessens. Lol. You're not alone, OP!
wheresmymary 22
I'd rather be pale than grossly tan
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Comments (72)
laden_swallow09 35
More incentive to wear shorts more often! Work on that tan!
ASeeR 14
as long as you are happy with your skin color, no body natters
jackhughes 11
But the sun is hot, so technically he was complimenting you?
ourtneyc 14
I don't really understand stand his comment lol
blostrich_ 19
I feel you OP. My legs are white as fuuuuuck. But, it's something us light skinned people have to cope with.
Gonekrazy5 1
my dad used to do the same thing to me.
LavenderParadise 2
That describes my entire body. in fact. . I had a dream that I was so white I was glowing and briefly thought it was a good goal after I woke up hahaha
GeorgiaBea 28
Self tanner. Pale girls best friend. Esp those of us who don't want cancer.
Candied_person 13
I feel THIS
EyRaB 17
at least he's being honest !