Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, I was told to rub in my sunscreen because I looked like a ghost. I wasn't wearing any. I'm just that white. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
Today, my parents think it's so hot outside that it's okay for them to work in the garden naked. FML
Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
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Top comments
RusticChick 27
There's always that awkward stage when shorts weather comes around. I had that same issue! I don't like going tanning so I blind the world until the brightness lessens. Lol. You're not alone, OP!
wheresmymary 22
I'd rather be pale than grossly tan
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Comments (72)
ChloeMeyers_Xo 16
After a few sessions in the sun you will be rocking that sun kissed skin. Don't even sweat it hun!
Teyros 24
We all start off pale haha, you can fix it though op.
Killz268 18
Mexicans don't
Emmamazing 26
Just keep wearing shorts, and eventually that will change!
Pink185054 16
Don't change, you'll get a nice tan due to the sun exposure
spinda 22
Dads will be dads...
wheresmymary 22
I'd rather be pale than grossly tan
DarksideDoll 31
I love being pale skinned! SPF 1000 please.
flamingarrow59 21
Alot of guys, such as myself, prefer it that way.
lulinator 40
I prefer my translucent skin to looking like leather.
captain_mal 19
Precisely. Skin cancer doesn't look good on anyone.
fallenkilljoy 13
I have pale thighs...
ItsAnanya 25
Meanwhile us girls in India are trying everything in our power to prevent getting tanned and get fair instead...
rjc490 29
This makes me laugh...it's similar to how girls with curly hair straighten their hair and girls with straight hair curl their hair. Always thinking about some kind of change
starile 20
The grass is ALWAYS greener... *sigh*
lovelockdown23 23
lol sooo true #44 & #51
ItsAnanya 25
I used to hate my curls as a child but then this really nice Russian lady told me she was going to get her hair curled. Why she would trade her straight blonde hair for untameable curls was beyond me but i did realise that it cost way more to get your hair permanently curled than it does to straighten them. I've loved my hair ever since.
Toller017 14
I'll be the judge of that lol