Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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qwerty123456789 0
Or him. I don't know what sex the OP is.
permission2laugh 0
Well deserved. if u cant manage your own weight so bad that your parents that care about u so much that they have to do it for u. that is sad. get a life. try to be responsible in life and your body. your parents ftw. parents fml we try to raise a couple wonderful kids, but yet my daughter is determined to be this fat slob that is a failure in life and wont be able to get a decent boyfriend and wonders why. FML thank god for those kind of parents
Retry_fml 0
Lesson, go to your Best Friends house for easter. :) Oh, and stop eating so much, cuz we all know if there WAS money in the eggs you'd just go buy candy with it. ... =]
massesareasses 0
they should have made you hunt for carrots instead haha You are fortunate to have parents that care about your well being. For everyone else who thinks this was unjustly mean, i bet you are all a bunch of spoiled fat asses
ohhhhshizzz 0
#54, you are the definition of an Internet Bitch. You would never say this crap to someone's face. Bwahahah. Loserrr with a big FAT ASS L. And yeah, you're rents are horrible douches. You should totally do stuff to them, get a Rolex box & a Tiffany's box and give it to your rents then inside it say, "when you become better parents, you'll get better stuff" Or get a credit card and then loan it to your mom & dad to go buy whatever they want, and then report it stolen. Or act like your bulemic and then tell your parents it's all their fault you are like that now. They will feel horrible.
ydibitch 0
You're fat. YDI. Stop hitting the candy and other fattening foods and go on a run every once in a while. Your parents don't hate you, they just want to encourage you to lose weight.
haithurmiranda 0
#54, you are an asshole. i hope you get hit by a bus. and OP, if they really cared about your weight they wouldn't have embarrassed you that way, they would have confronted you about it. I bet you aren't even fat, you're parents are just douches. i'd punch them in the face or get emancipated, you don't have to take that shit. if you want to be fat, be fat. that's your choice.
ohhhhshizzz 0
And #56: people DO listen to their parents that is why people have such low self esteems because when some peoples rents put them down, they actually listen. And cut, throw up, don't eat or go and off themselves. So no I'm not spoiled, nor a fatass I just know what is right and wrong for a parent to say to their kids, they could have did it nicer. Jack ass.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#58: so you think EVERYBODY did it to themselves, I hope someone kicks your ass.
medusa_fml 0
#32 Are you serious, how you are treating your child is extremly humiliating and degrading. You're treating your child in a disgusting and inhuman manner good luck when they become teenagers because a child treated with no respect is a recipe for disaster, trust me I was a teenager like that. Try imajin someone treating you in that manner, boils your blood and leaves you feeling out of control and humiliated doesn't it?! Your child is going to have mental issues from this trust me. WAKE UP! I could pretty much guarentee your a control freak.