Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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summer66_fml 0
lol i 'gree with # 9
raimonlm 0
i can't believe that parents can do that to their kid on a religious holiday, the belief is that we should all love each other the way we were made
raimonlm 0
i can't believe that parents can do that to their kid on a religious holiday, the belief is that we should all love each other the way we were made
raimonlm 0
i can't believe that parents can do that to their kid on a religious holiday, the belief is that we should all love each other the way we were made
No_Words24 0
my parents think im fat 2......even tho im 5'4" and 110 lbs....... they like won't give me ANY candy!! but at least they give me money instead! that really sucks! im sorry!!
cookieinc 0
yeah my parents can be like that too sometimes my mom will randomly complain about how i look which is funny cuz shes more insecure about my looks than i am and probably any insecurities that i got about my looks are from her
Ibeapirate 0
That's cruel. Your parents should be ashamed.
Ammon 0
parents like these make me wish some people wouldn't reproduce.
f_ckkl_fe 0
ouch thats harsh...especially on Easter thats just mean
liveitlearnit 0
I vote #9.