Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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cchamp27 0
Let's be honest, YDI - if you weren't fat, they wouldn't have said it.
FreedomFirst 0
They could have at least put something in there that didn't involve food. That's mean. Parents just don't get it. If they fed their kids properly growing up, THE KIDS WOULDN'T HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM!!!!!! I hate parents who blame their own blatant screw-ups on the kids. They should have paid for a nutrition coach as a gift.
audiogasmic 0
As funny as that is, that's a real asshole, insensitive move on their part. If they're concerned about your weight they could find a MUCH nicer way of telling you, instead of rubbing in your face that your brother got candy and you got nothing.
morgan_5230 0
I agree with 9 and 20! sorry your parents suck.
Aldebaran_fml 0
YDI for being overweigth....maybe you haven heard your parents before..now it´s time to listen.
leftie 0
horrible parents
redhotpeppers48 0
Oh my gosh, sad! Yeah, they could've at least given you money, that is so insensitive telling you like THAT especially on Easter! And it may be your "fault" you are overweight, but it is only until you see fit that you should try and lose weight. Maybe you should just tell them "I like the way I am" and then not lose weight just to piss them off.
xxaaaxx 0
thats harsh especially on easter
sforzare 0
@ #32: I'm glad you're not my parent. I would have slapped you. I would never let someone other than myself control my own weight. And I wouldn't have gone to that second gym class... ******' hated gym, I was that person who stood in the back and watched the ball fly past their head.
liserrr 0
your parents are assholes