Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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massesareasses 0
I really feel sorry for people who think the parents are at fault here. When they have kids of their own they will have to widen doorways just to make their kids feel that its ok to be the shape of a beach ball and not hurt their feelings.
ydibitch 0
#61: Yes, fat people are the ones who make themselves fat. They're the ones continuing to shovel food into their mouths even when they realize that they're overweight. At the beginning of high school I realized I was getting fat so I stopped eating all the time and got more exercise, and look at me now: not fat at all. This whole sympathy for the obese is one of the big problems with the health of Americans. It's like telling a lung cancer patient that they can continue smoking. Stop encouraging the fat to "be happy with their weight" and start encouraging them to live a healthier lifestyle.
TheAce_fml 0
yea right.. your lying or exaggerating for sure? everyone of them? haha right...
just_a_teen_girl 0
that sounds like something my mom would do
massesareasses 0
#84 you are right on the money! More people need to say it as it is!
RNCftw 0
#1 stole the words out of my mouth
yzarci57 0
I sort of agree, but sometimes genetics plays a part in it. I'm of the sort to say, As long as you exercise, and live a healthy lifestyle (eat junk food sparingly) you should be fine. I don't agree with trying to be skinny as a toothpick though. (I don't mind being women being naturally skinny, but idealizing that is a bad idea I like my breasts and that I have junk in the trunk. According to the BMI I would be considered overweight, although I go to the gym 6-7 times a week for 2 hours, eat 3 balanced meals a day, and a size 8, 5'4. I'm sorry your parents did that, OP. I'd hate it too in the past when my parents would bring up my weight, but OP, I would heed what they say a little bit. Maybe it will help you in the long run? *After my parents mentioned my weight, I got sick of them doing it, so I started walking and going to the gym. Now they're flabbergasted. And trust me, they would make mean jokes about me being non-active, like, ". . . was so stationary in the womb, and she's still like that."
MissingHim 0
fatty :o)
medfly 2
#89 that's because very athletic people are often overweight according to BMI, because a lot of their weight is muscle. not because you're naturally heavier. also, going to the gym 6 days a week sounds like excessive exercise, stop giving people advice when you're doing unhealthy things. about the OP - being mean to people who are overweight because they are overweight often doesn't make them lose weight, but gain weight. I doubt most noticeably overweight people lack reasons to lose weight, but some comfort eat when they feel bad, and these kind of things just make them feel bad, making their situation worse.
ArmoredSandwich 0
Haha, awesome!