Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML
Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
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Top comments
tony1891 22
your spider senses need some work.
DocBastard 40
Considering the chance that the little ****** laid eggs in there, there's only one reasonable option: You must shave your head. Do it now.
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Comments (75)
jazman195 20
That is my biggest fear!
isamu89 10
Who else ran their hand through their hair??
tony1891 22
oh my silky smooth hair... wait what is that?
taylormarrie 6
I did....
mezochan 29
My head always feels like that. Maybe there's Colony of spiders on my head?! :C
meatpopsicle69 7
you probably have lice. spiders are anti-social freaks of nature, except this one species that builds webs together to trap and feast on big things like birds and bats. but a single spider would be more likely to dig tunnels in your scalp and live a happy life catching the flies around your head.
Silk_Routes 14
take a quick bath with antiseptic soap
skychu 18
#19, are you suggesting that OP is the moon?
sassykenzie 9
Omg
Mossy93 8
that made my head itch
sdlr32787 18
chop your head off, its the only way to be sure you get rid of the spider completely
marcranger 29
Then nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
Before blowing up the entire solar system, its the only way to be sure.
meowmeowmeow23 3
Who else's head started tingling when they read this...?
Ksweety_fml 27
Oh man, I would freak out.
Ethan_Anonymous 28
What kind of spider was it ?