Health: Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap,...

By Madi Jenna - 04/05/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML

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By Tampax - 30/09/2014 18:46 - Spain - Cuenca

Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML

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By meganridner - 04/08/2011 16:05 - United States

Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2025 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML

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By lisa - 22/12/2010 18:03 - United States

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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Controlling

By Anonymous - 01/11/2023 18:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML

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By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By ouchouchouch - 28/03/2012 04:16 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML

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By BudmaudeY - 31/03/2011 20:53 - Sweden

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

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Thaw it goes

By CLH - 25/01/2011 18:08 - Canada

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

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zelhackin 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:16

get Gollum to help you he's really good at that

greg84_fml 21

Wednesday 4 May 2011 22:16

Looks likes it's time to cut it off.

Comments

j_cat187 19

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:27

butcher knife will do it

caviar_fml 2

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:43

just leave it on

tigrouficele2012 44

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:44

...so stop trying to take it off. Duh.

BumpSetSpikeBitc 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:46

ya! cut the ****** off

invicta8926 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:47

It's material, cut it off

stromdahl17 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:48

Astro-Glide.

saevitia 4

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:56

Use windex. That will take it right off.

shelbyjoa2011 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:08

u might have to cut it off :(

Rappingurl13 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:15

That sucks royally

Sparkiee93 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 3:22

You're probably going to have to go to the doctors and have them cut the ring off.

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