By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

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oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

rip her tits off and glue 'em to his eyes :)

throw the flowers at his face

"Just me, bitch- I mean baby!"

Agree with #1. I'm sure there's someone else worthy of you and all your effort.

OUCH! i had to read that one a few times to get it. why would anyone DO that!?

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

sounds like a three-some opportunity to me. you said he was handsome...

I wonder what that guy thought when he found out why you were there.

Seems like YOU were the one who got the surprise...

I agree with #4.

dude dont call ur rival in love "handsom" and ur girlfriend's a bitch lol

Rival?.. As if you're supposed to fight over someone who cheats on you, you don't.. You just walk away, or beat the shit out of both of them!

The guy did nothing wrong if he didn't know about the relationship, his girlfriend is the bitch here,

Is it just me, or do we start to make big romantic gestures right when we subconsciously sense our relationships going down the tubes?