FML : Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the...

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Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By willywonks - / Saturday 21 March 2009 05:33 / United States

Intimacy

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By TEAZO | 0

#47468 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:04

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

By summer_spell | 0

#47490 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:12

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

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By TEAZO | 0

#47468 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:04

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

jadore_me | 0

#465906 - Friday 7 August 2009 10:58

tht bitch.

ZleveL | 0

#967606 - Thursday 25 March 2010 02:05

rip her tits off and glue 'em to his eyes :)

tellithowitis | 13

#2404627 - Monday 25 April 2011 10:33

throw the flowers at his face

sheagstaz | 0

#2491673 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 04:35

*slap*

zakkyzebra | 11

#2747891 - Friday 24 June 2011 10:33

"Just me, bitch- I mean baby!"

By mastercrammer | 0

#47477 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:07

Agree with #1. I'm sure there's someone else worthy of you and all your effort.

By goosemanrocks | 0

#47478 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:08

OUCH! i had to read that one a few times to get it. why would anyone DO that!?

By summer_spell | 0

#47490 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:12

what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

MrsCunny | 1

#4018775 - Friday 10 February 2012 09:15

So true

By greenman_fml | 0

#47495 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:14

sounds like a three-some opportunity to me. you said he was handsome...

chungy92 | 5

#1128691 - Friday 23 July 2010 03:24

you pervert..

By alex_vik | 0

#47498 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:15

I wonder what that guy thought when he found out why you were there.

By RHK_fml | 0

#47507 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:16

Seems like YOU were the one who got the surprise...

By soxgrl33 | 0

#47519 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:21

I agree with #4.

By your_boss | 0

#47535 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:25

dude dont call ur rival in love "handsom" and ur girlfriend's a bitch lol

stephan18 | 23

#4828210 - Saturday 18 August 2012 02:59

Rival?.. As if you're supposed to fight over someone who cheats on you, you don't.. You just walk away, or beat the shit out of both of them!

Narutosuns2fan | 12

#5575499 - Thursday 11 July 2013 07:28

The guy did nothing wrong if he didn't know about the relationship, his girlfriend is the bitch here,

By giganoodle | 0

#47542 - Saturday 21 March 2009 04:29

Is it just me, or do we start to make big romantic gestures right when we subconsciously sense our relationships going down the tubes?

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