By willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

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Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML
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TEAZO 0

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

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summer_spell 0
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what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

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TEAZO 0

oh damn cheating on you the whole time. im sorry im sure u can do better.

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ZleveL 0
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rip her tits off and glue 'em to his eyes :)

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tellithowitis 13
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throw the flowers at his face

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sheagstaz 0

*slap*

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zakkyzebra 11

"Just me, bitch- I mean baby!"

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mastercrammer 0
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Agree with #1. I'm sure there's someone else worthy of you and all your effort.

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goosemanrocks 0

OUCH! i had to read that one a few times to get it. why would anyone DO that!?

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summer_spell 0
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what a bitch. hope you know how many girls wished to have a boyfriend who surprised them like that.

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MrsCunny 1

So true

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greenman_fml 0
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sounds like a three-some opportunity to me. you said he was handsome...

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alex_vik 0

I wonder what that guy thought when he found out why you were there.

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RHK_fml 0

Seems like YOU were the one who got the surprise...

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soxgrl33 0

I agree with #4.

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your_boss 0
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dude dont call ur rival in love "handsom" and ur girlfriend's a bitch lol

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stephan18 23
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Rival?.. As if you're supposed to fight over someone who cheats on you, you don't.. You just walk away, or beat the shit out of both of them!

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Narutosuns2fan 12
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The guy did nothing wrong if he didn't know about the relationship, his girlfriend is the bitch here,

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giganoodle 0
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Is it just me, or do we start to make big romantic gestures right when we subconsciously sense our relationships going down the tubes?

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