Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was mine and my husband's anniversary. He was at work so I decided to dress up "sexy." You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother, who'd come by to wish me a happy anniversary. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I felt like spicing up our marriage, so I thought I'd surprise my husband when he got home from work. I put on my sexiest teddy, lit some candles, and laid on the bed. He walked in the room, looked at me for a second, farted, then asked me what was for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said, "Right now?" FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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deadangel_fml 0
Give him anal, he'll love that shit. Lol "shit" xD
PhysOptGuy 0
they make underwear out of Slinkies now!??!?! that could be rather uncomfortable, on second thought.
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Comments (40)
Tr0ll_fml 0
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET I love coloured people i hope he wins
Brycicles 0
its funny because his book cover is black and white
Michellesaid 0
This is terrifying
ILIEKGIRLS 5
i lol'd 5*
Nacirema20 0
awww.... what a mean asshole... :-/ FYL. :-/
StallionDuck 0
What a douchebag, he forgot an anniversary that important?! Dumbass! And his comment sucks as well. Gosh guys are so ignorant sometimes!!!
AMusiciansHeart 2
My boyfriend's the same way, haha.
cod4_freak 0
either way they arent even that connected, because she did it for him no matter the day of the year and now he doesnt care about her or what shes does and thinks shes going out. to cheat.
blooperlala 1
Talk about distrust
pulpfiction_fml 3
So what? Maybe he just forgot what day it was. I don't know the date every day.
xxxviii 5
If you dress like a **** when you go out, then I guess the natural reaction from your man would be to think you are going out. Dress like that for him only and maybe next time u wont be dissapointed