Miscellaneous: Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy...

birthdaygirl 16 April 2014, 17:24 San Francisco, United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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carboncoach 13 December 2013, 17:24 Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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Anonymous 19 August 2021, 09:59

Friends and family

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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Anonymous 25 April 2022, 10:00 Brookline, United States

Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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Anonymous 20 November 2010, 05:49 United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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Forgotten Birthday Girl 11 July 2018, 20:30

Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML

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Anonymous 18 August 2019, 16:00 Thornbury, United Kingdom

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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forgotmyownbirthday 27 November 2009, 14:26 United States

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous 4 December 2010, 23:31 Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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Jake Whitte 6 June 2011, 13:50 United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML