Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish the job. Welcome to Russia. FML
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gracehi
| 31
Damn. Russian road ragers don't fuck around.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
He was Russian to hit you with that bat!!!
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gracehi
| 31
Damn. Russian road ragers don't fuck around.
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sadistmonkey
| 19
Edit: Never mind. I saw it was posted from Latvia but they did say Russia.
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Tripartita
| 44
Well, it's Russia, so worst comes to worst, /you/ will hit the bat.
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Tripartita
| 44
A cliché Russia inverted-customs joke, #2? For shame. Also, nice username.
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emeraldarcher74
| 30
Nice way of making two comments under the same account.
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Tripartita
| 44
Yes, I was deliberately being self-deprecating.
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Colon_Man
| 17
In Russia joke makes you!
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jbuckets_404
| 38
Thank you, Yakov! lol
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dlToTlb
| 10
maybe he's welcoming you the Russian way
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gracehi
| 31
I prefer the Austrian way.
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jbuckets_404
| 38
#4: But Australia's no where near Russia.... ;-)
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SubparAtBest
| 23
get you could say he's batshit crazy
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dacronsurtr
| 7
Can't get a break as a Latvian, Russians love booze. Carry some Riga Black with you as a peace offering.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
He was Russian to hit you with that bat!!!
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Big_D_Real
| 12
Come to America. Where you can shoot that asshole.
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Fairyjoshy
| 13
Or more likely, that asshole can shoot you.
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Colon_Man
| 17
You've never seen the millions of photos of Russian people posing/squatting with guns?
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COSaikou
| 7
I had a lascivious high school teacher who talked about her time living in Russia(she's russian), and she talked about a time she got hit in the head by some boy who chucked a brick at her during a multi-memver street fight when she was 13. that being said, the 38 year old was still attracted to me, at the time, a 17 year old. good times.
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interesting33
| 36
Oh wow - how did you know she was attracted to you? If she said something or made a move that is not good - she was your teacher, in a position of trust. It would be worth thining about reporting her in case she does it to someone else.
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Colon_Man
| 17
I can see why - what with that rugged beard, chiseled features and talents with guns and bow and arrows.
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Ov2000
| 11
WTF? ?
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Nadroj_02
| 3
Wtf is wrong with him