By EuropeEst - 16/04/2014 07:23 - Latvia - Riga

Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish the job. Welcome to Russia. FML
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Damn. Russian road ragers don't fuck around.

He was Russian to hit you with that bat!!!

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Damn. Russian road ragers don't fuck around.

Edit: Never mind. I saw it was posted from Latvia but they did say Russia.

Well, it's Russia, so worst comes to worst, /you/ will hit the bat.

A cliché Russia inverted-customs joke, #2? For shame. Also, nice username.

Nice way of making two comments under the same account.

Yes, I was deliberately being self-deprecating.

In Russia joke makes you!

Thank you, Yakov! lol

maybe he's welcoming you the Russian way

I prefer the Austrian way.

#4: But Australia's no where near Russia.... ;-)

get you could say he's batshit crazy

Can't get a break as a Latvian, Russians love booze. Carry some Riga Black with you as a peace offering.

He was Russian to hit you with that bat!!!

Come to America. Where you can shoot that asshole.

Or more likely, that asshole can shoot you.

You've never seen the millions of photos of Russian people posing/squatting with guns?

I had a lascivious high school teacher who talked about her time living in Russia(she's russian), and she talked about a time she got hit in the head by some boy who chucked a brick at her during a multi-memver street fight when she was 13. that being said, the 38 year old was still attracted to me, at the time, a 17 year old. good times.

Oh wow - how did you know she was attracted to you? If she said something or made a move that is not good - she was your teacher, in a position of trust. It would be worth thining about reporting her in case she does it to someone else.

I can see why - what with that rugged beard, chiseled features and talents with guns and bow and arrows.

Wtf is wrong with him