Love: Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward...

By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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Best birthday ever!

By IHateMyLife - 01/02/2021 08:01

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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Kinda sus

By Unwanted - 21/10/2023 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. My husband said he had to work today and “rain checked” my birthday celebration for “god knows when, because I’m so busy. I’ll let you know.” A couple of months ago it was his female work bestie’s birthday and he got her a cake, balloon, flowers, and requested time off to take her out for lunch. FML

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"My Wife" in a Borat voice

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 00:00

Today, for my birthday, my wife gave me a "day to myself", except less than 20 minutes after I woke up it was, "could I quickly drive her to an appointment?", and "can we do a quick grocery shop?", and, "the kids need this and that." At bedtime, she asked me how I’d enjoyed my day to myself, seriously. FML

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Whoops

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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By Birthday blues - 13/12/2018 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:51

Appreciate the little things in life.

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Tuesday 7 May 2013 18:55

Us guys don't play with words... When we say let's go grocery shopping, we mean grocery shopping... There is no other meaning... Unless it's sex related... Then we play with all kind of words :-)

Comments

cody123456798 2

Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:43

Hey, its my birthday today, too! :)

wootwootimahoot 10

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:07

Happy birthday!

Bunny21 11

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:26

Unfortunately most guys don't think this type of stuff is important. Most only disappoint on this day. But I do know some guys are amazing with this so to those good ones, you rock!

kriseliz 9

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:36

Perhaps she was okay with a quiet evening in, but not with an everyday chore like buying groceries, especially after working all day. Yes, you should tell your guy what you want, but you shouldn't have to tell him you don't want to go to Kroger's on your birthday; that's common sense. Any man that has to be told that isn't worth being told.

Steffi 26

Tuesday 7 May 2013 23:50

♫ Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Anonymous, happy birthday to you! ♫ :D

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:15

Wow>.< that sucks for you! but happy birthday!

Ms_ValS 27

Wednesday 8 May 2013 0:31

I'm assuming you expected him to do something special for you because that's what you did for his birthday. I don't think your husband remembered, unfortunately. If he did, then you have married a jerk.