Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my birthday. I asked for a camera - nothing fancy, just a basic digital camera. My mother bought my brother a fancy digital camera, with all the accessories, for over £200. She then gave me his old, analogue camera, that I can't get film for anymore. He hates taking photos. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I walk out of my apartment to find that my car is decorated with explicit drawings and "Happy 21st birthday" stuff written all over it. To top it off, my vehicle is completely wrapped in plastic wrap. I'm 22 and my birthday is in December. FML
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Top comments
Mandakins 0
Wahhhhhh. So let me guess, your parents have already bought you a car last year and you want another one? Do you really think money grows on trees? Buy your own car, mooch.
yaziyo 0
You sound spoilt. You're 17 and own a car, you should be happy enough.
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fxdxhk90 0
Qyb, spoiled brat.
jmeg_fml 0
well, that's kind of a downer, but try to be appreciative that you have a car at all.
mrsnesbitt 0
Boo hoo hoo I own an Audi and my parents didn't get me a Lamborghini waaah Edward save me from my pathetic upper middle class existence
glompable 19
When I was 17, my car sucked too. Tho, instead of crying about it, I ******* bought myself a brand-new one, with the money from my JOB that I've had since I was 15. ...Grow up. You shouldn't even be expecting big gifts. You should have gotten nothing. Seriously, be happy you have a car. A friend of mine just lost her brand new one yesterday to a car accident. Gahhhhh this FML bugs me too much =/
luxornv 0
Yeah, the book thing sucks, but bfd about the car. Seriously, you're 17. You shouldn't just be given a good car; you have to earn it. Go cry to someone who gives a damn.
satanstoystore 0
suggestion: Get.A.JOB.
Monado 0
Go whine to a website that actually gives a shit, you spoiled brat.
noName123456 0
Haha i was moderating comments and i saw one that said "Today, was my 16th brithday and I asked for a brand new red lexus and when i got up what did i see in my drivway a brand new brown lexus FML"
thistotallyblows 0
maybe its a hint to get a job of some sort so people dont have to keep handing you everything in your life.
kellster 2
Stfu, you spoiled brat!!!!! You're 17 and you already have a car in the first place! Which already puts you FIRMLY in the spoiled brat category! Now you're whining because you didn't get a NEW one???? OMG, STFU! 1. Nobody owes you a damned thing. 2. Get a job and buy your own damned car. 3. Shut your mouth!