By smellyhand - 16/12/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML
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spaaw 0

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

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silbern 0

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

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AndreaHatesYou1 0

Wow, you're a ******* dumbass.

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neon_shoes 0

That takes skill to catch bird poop with your hand.

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padlarf 14

"when I finally caught one" So, how long would you have to try to come to the conclusion that it isn't raining ?

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quantum_insanity 0

O_o There's so much wrong with this I can't even formulate it into a sentence....

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trav15 0

That's God damn awesome. YDI for thinking it was raining

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Stumblebum30 5

So when it landed in your hand you didn't glance down at it even once before covering it up? also, bird poop is larger than a little rain drop. bird poop usually splats. this is a made up story.

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enough4 0

A man who would actually stand around waiting for a raindrop to hit his hand, so he can run around yelling to his friends that it's raining after all, could not have friends to begin with. I do believe I've uncovered your little canard, OP.

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