Dogs, Gross and Work: Slobbered

Slobbered

By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I was running the drive-thru window at work, when a man pulled up with his dog in the seat next to him. As he was counting out his change, the dog leaned over his hand and drooled all over it. Not only did he pay exclusively in coins, those coins were slimy from dog drool. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By poorman - 11/08/2014 19:54 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

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By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

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That's how I roll

By StellaSanguina - 09/10/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, a buttmunch customer brought in $7 worth of pennies I had to count and roll. As I was putting them in the deposite box at the end of my shift, I fumbled and dropped the rolls. All but one broke, spilling their contents on the floor. FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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By ConfusedGinger - 10/11/2016 11:50 - United States - Downingtown

Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

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By Debra2005 - 20/05/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

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By Chels - 04/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML

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michelleyily 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:35

spit in his food

LO388 7

Wednesday 13 June 2012 3:30

Well, the owner can. Employees, on the other hand, will most likely be fired if they refuse service.

Comments

maxman1616 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

F1rst!

Yarrachel 16

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:35

I want to be just like you when I grow up!

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:06

hurry we need to save Santa

Panther_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 5:22

@#1: wow. Ur first. Your mother must be so proud! Get a life. Nobody cares.

borabora1991 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 8:42

I had a dog once.

spaaw 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:30

@1 gratz! ur such a pro, can u be my mentor blzlbz? its not that much of a fml..

ugwmii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 10:42

was the dog drool acid. cause if it wasn't this is no fml

zenti 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:31

That's nothing to post an fml over.

me5 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:31

stupid if u took the coins

SillyPoop 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 16:41

I agree with this one...I wouldn't have taken the money and refused it...thats disgusting. It's like at bad as some fat woman coming up to pay for her crap and pulling her money out of her disgustingly huge Boobs... ...BOOOOB CHEEESE!

michelleyily 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:35

spit in his food

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:36

At least it wasn't HIS drool! Canine and feline saliva is close to sterile, so don't worry about it. FYL for having him be so rude as to hand you slimy coins, but....it's not the worst that could happen.

nightngale 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:50

Actually I'm pretty sure that feline saliva is riddled with various bacteria. If you ever get bit by a cat, you need to head straight to the ER for antibiotics. That's what I learned when I worked at a veterinary hospital.

myfriend_youfail 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:54

Ah, yeah, I'd forgotten whether it was canine, feline, or both. I haven't studied non-human anatomy and physiology since high school. Thanks for correcting! And uh oh...my mom's cat bites me all the time. O_o

niadanac1 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:41

Get a new job, counter help.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:50

Some people are so rude, but all you really need to do is wash your hands...

nightmare1234 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:56

so its a ****** dog there mouths are cleaner then ours!

KatieGoesRawrr 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:02

Not if hey lick... certain things.. >.>

EMR_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 2:08

Wipe your dog drool covered hand on his burger.

Peroxide 3

Thursday 17 December 2009 3:50

I new it! So one of the 12 secret herbs and spices is dog drool. Good job my dear Watson. Now we should probably get back to solving who killed those 12 hookers.