FML : Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to...

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Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By smellyhand - / Wednesday 16 December 2009 21:11 / United States

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By spaaw | 0

#723212 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:24

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

By silbern | 0

#723327 - Thursday 17 December 2009 02:21

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

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By spaaw | 0

#723212 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:24

LMFAO, good thing you didnt stick ur tongue out instead

FOOFIGHTERSrock | 0

#723421 - Thursday 17 December 2009 03:11

I DONT THINK THAT WAS A BIRD :D

borabora1991 | 0

#723721 - Thursday 17 December 2009 08:44

I caught bird poop once.

flakes_fml | 0

#971534 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 03:06

ydi for having a hand

ilovemydog98 | 8

#4714699 - Saturday 21 July 2012 03:15

*OP then goes to wipe the shit on friend's face or arm* TROLOLOL lol :3

By 1800getalife | 0

#723222 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:28

that's good luck lol

pedosmurf | 7

#4163104 - Wednesday 14 March 2012 12:36

Good catch!

By Starfire22 | 5

#723228 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:29

Rofl!

By nebbit | 0

#723235 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:32

LOLOLOL!! Thats quite lucky, think of it as a present from the bird. A reward :P

By IsaacYorkHawk | 0

#723251 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:39

Wow, you must have "caught a lot of shit" for that one! Zing!

By TheLoneWolf87 | 4

#723253 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:41

I don't think you can catch a bird shit.

MOLLMcAWESOME | 11

#5567756 - Saturday 6 July 2013 05:28

Well evidently you can. :b

By Lala123_jbaybay | 0

#723263 - Thursday 17 December 2009 01:48

ooooooooh. next time be more careful(:

By bubbles1286 | 1

#723303 - Thursday 17 December 2009 02:08

Why are you having to prove that its raining?!?!?!

alexandraa_fml | 0

#723594 - Thursday 17 December 2009 05:48

LOL

By silbern | 0

#723327 - Thursday 17 December 2009 02:21

2 questions... 1) how could you not feel that it was shit in your hand? and, 2) why do you have to prove to your friends that it is raining?

By Nakedsquirrel | 5

#723333 - Thursday 17 December 2009 02:24

Are you 10?

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