Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
guest
Canada
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
sleeplessinrichmond
Bronx, United States
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Anonymous
Holy cultural stereotype Batman!
Today, our new neighbour three doors up just moved in, he even came round to introduce himself to everyone to assure us he means to be a good neighbour, and won’t be too noisy. Six hours later we found out he’s Scottish and likes to practise his bagpipes in the back garden. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Referees
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Top comments
NGM_47 0
Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?
Moonstarmist 0
I had a neighbor like that. FYL
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Comments (96)
einaudi 0
everytime your neighbor plays in an unacceptable manner, leave a dead rodent in front of his door. he'll catch on sometime.
joshbauman 1
Is it a rusty trombone?
YourLittleSpies 0
Good for him.
killabee 0
Kentucky eh? Tell him "Hey shut that stupid horn thing up 'fore I come in there and kick a mud-hole in your ass, then stomp it dry!"
LMA0 5
@41 you mean a "crusty" boner! Not good for blowing at all! ;)
delaney16 0
it would be more suckish if he didn't know how to play hahaha fyl
Resquall 0
Important phrase to be noted: " learn how to play "
EleventyFan 0
Buy him a mute. It will help... a little.
toxic10uhc 0
mutes don't make it that much quieter... buy him a glass of stfu instead : P
counterfit 10
Practice mutes are great. OP buy him a Yamaha Silent Brass system for his bday, heh.
BlueBomber 0
Nah, nah - obviously he's still learning. A skilled trombonist can literally disintigrate a woman's underwear with his music.
BlueBomber 0
Nah, nah - obviously he's still learning. A skilled trombonist can literally disintigrate a woman's underwear with his music.
Geckofreak97 0
Hey, I play the trombone! That's really offensive! YDI ******!
SBone_fml 0
Me too.