Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
guest
Canada
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
sleeplessinrichmond
Bronx, United States
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Anonymous
Holy cultural stereotype Batman!
Today, our new neighbour three doors up just moved in, he even came round to introduce himself to everyone to assure us he means to be a good neighbour, and won’t be too noisy. Six hours later we found out he’s Scottish and likes to practise his bagpipes in the back garden. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Referees
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Top comments
NGM_47 0
Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?
Moonstarmist 0
I had a neighbor like that. FYL
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Comments (96)
cdilink 0
damn Neighbor fail...
wwt0112 0
Yeah! Trombones Rule! and they ar the loudest instruments in an orchestra.
EleventyFan 0
That's funny. The band director is always yelling about how he can't hear them.
urlifeiseffed 0
he's going to suck at first bu it gets better. an ydi if u live in an apartment realize that your not alone and other people have problems with u aswell (most likely) the trombone actually sounds really nice when played well
bezach 0
why are there always jerks saying it's an fml when others do things I mean it's not like he's going to the middle of no where and playing
Lee002 8
lol my friend plays trombone. he's pretty good though
laxkid19 0
u spelled niehbor wrong
bartoron 0
The trombone is the coolest instrument of all time. And look on the bright side, at least now you know what to get him for his birthday/Christmas/Hanukkah/random gift day. http://www.amazon.com/Humes-Berg-167-Trombone-Practice/dp/B001JN01XI It makes the trombone a LOT quiter, though it does make the instrument pretty sharp and a little harder to play.
FlyingDutchmen60 0
Nothing says beautiful like "My Old Kentucky Home" on trombone lol
coldblood 4
my friend played a saxaphone at 11:00 cause his neighbour called the police on him for buying fireworks
starchild214 0
haha mine to and they little kids! so wacky! ugh