Anonymous
United States
Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
PissedbythePiper
Saukville, United States
Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
guest
Canada
Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
sleeplessinrichmond
Bronx, United States
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Anonymous
Holy cultural stereotype Batman!
Today, our new neighbour three doors up just moved in, he even came round to introduce himself to everyone to assure us he means to be a good neighbour, and won’t be too noisy. Six hours later we found out he’s Scottish and likes to practise his bagpipes in the back garden. FML
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Referees
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Top comments
NGM_47 0
Maybe you should learn how to play the 'hit the broom on the ceiling to make your neighbor shut up' ?
Moonstarmist 0
I had a neighbor like that. FYL
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Comments (96)
piemasterp 8
just buy a tuba. problem solved
canzo378 0
time for you to learn trumpet!!
Kamens 0
Except Donald Trump. The Apprentice FTW
Kamens 0
YDI for putting a "u" in neighbor. Stupid Canadians.
DeadHorseman 11
why dont you learn how to play his tromboner or let him give you a dirty tromboner, maybe he'll stop then
ouchthatsux 0
Kamen u effing win. Enough said.
LilaBear 2
My brother plays trombone. There are many instruments that would be far worse for your neighbour to learn.
blastvortex 4
Take up an instrument yourself. Or turn up your music as loudly as is legally permissible. He's within his rights (so long as he is allowed that), but there's no reason he has to be the only one that makes noise. Now could you do us a favor and leave some room for people who actually have FMLs?
trumpetGIRL12345 0
I agree with 85
cyprus106 2
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm sorry, I absolutely feel for you that sucks terribly, but the mental image is so comical I can't help but giggle. Hope it works out.
SumKid_fml 0
Well... Deal with it. Don't write an FML about it.