I didn't hear a no in there...

A crime fighting lesbian.

What does being a lesbian have anything to do with making it to a blue belt? Enjoy the progress you've made and ignore your grandma, OP.

I meant aunt*

#2, you're not supposed to use your karate skills to fight name-calling, only real physical attacks. You could lose your mojo in the dojo.

Don't loose you mojo at the dojo! She's just a mofo... ;)

#52, damn, I thought I made that up!

I wouldn't say that her aunt is homophobic, just because she associates short hair and self defense with being a lesbian. I'd say she just stereotypes people.

Couldn't have said it better!

Very liberal generation? In the U.S?

Not quite sure how learning self defense is liberal. Though if anything it would be the other way around. Didn't you see those rape tips that some liberal college posted? Instead of fighting back you should vomit or urinate... WTF? (NOTE: I realize that the people who wrote those tips are more extreme, I'm not trying to paint all liberals as being this way) But regardless I don't view karate as being a partisan sport, I don't see why you drug ideology into it.

..."That will do pig."

Lol what??

Grandma's taking a nap right now, she's exhausted from all of her mischief making and is recharging. She'll be back.

I'd pray that that last tidbit about the order wasn't necessary but you know people these days...haha

I'm a black belt so.. I'll tell you. Blue is like the middle level belt

it goes white, yellow,blue & i forget the rest

Its not middle, its starting to get high, green or even orange is middle.

It depends on the style. Mine goes white, blue, green, brown, black. A similar style goes white, yellow, orange, green, blue, brown, black.