Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Top comments
emz89 0
that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed
enonymous 9
Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong
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Comments (265)
deefan101 11
hahaha! someone needs to retake sex Ed!
dippam 0
how u would tell ?? if ur in her place
beanieboy0789 0
Shoulda raised your hand and said, "Um, excuse me, your incorrect. The females stiffened penis enters the rectum. ACTually."
Steplo 5
She probably just got her words mixed up. It happens.
SneakherHead 5
Ever heard of opposite day :)
FancyKnickers_fml 0
It takes two years to get a kiss on a cheek and if you touched her shoulder, she was pregnant.
stormchaser24 24
my teacher did the same thing but he said it to see if anyone was paying attention. I was the only one that said something. If she was serous FYL
ZoZo17_fml 0
FINALLY.!! I FINALLY know that my bbrother is a GIRL.!!
arobin51 0
Shut up
Oriest 1
So girls do have a 'click'... hum, and they say the g-spot was no where to be found
unknown4444 0
Tell your teacher that she's is stupid as hell, and that the thought of her stupidity wants to make you puke! And that if she truly believes women have a penis then she's a man.