Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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emz89 0
that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed
enonymous 9
Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong
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Comments (265)
artnotwar 4
FML? That sounds like a pretty good day to me...
squirrelmaster2 2
I don't see her being in this career very long.
artnotwar 4
FML? Sounds like a pretty good day to me...
instantmusic 4
Its not right to teach that in school anyway. The only morally sound way to learn human reproduction is from your elderly aunt and uncle who didn't lock their doors when I was 9. Thats what God intended.
GabyGirl555 2
Or your mom and dad goinn at it without locking the door at the age of 7.....
rawrriri 8
I need to go to the doctor, because I seem to not fu
rawrriri 8
function right*. Sorry.
shutupK 0
you are forgiven.
freeagent678 0
tee hee that's funny
tona01 16
Your comment just changed my life forever Thank you
HU4L188 0
female and male mixed up, not that bad of a mistake... for a 3rd grader
leprechaun23 15
wait why is this on fml isn't that how it works XD JK JK
Ghostkiller12345 9
hahahaha your so fcking funny! JK JK JK !!!
ohthatgirl 0
hermaphrodite?
Exiledprincess 4
That awkward moment when you find out you've been doing it wrong the whole time.