Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
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Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML
Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
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Top comments
emz89 0
that's pretty funny. someone obviously didn't pass sex ed
enonymous 9
Wait... It doesn't?!? all these years I've been doing it wrong
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Comments (265)
ohobb91 2
She probably read her notes wrong. It happens to everyone, she was probably nervous.
Suddenly 0
Still counts!
k0228m 0
hahahahahahahahahahahha
SunDropGirl 0
she probably just switched it by mistake. but hey at least you don't have a science teacher who sits behind her desk all class ad texts. and then when she dies try to tea h you she says 93 ums and 176 likes in 20 minutes and expects you to take tests and disect frogs with no instruction. I had that
carobug 6
I think it's a win!
emo_devon 11
well it's called a ******** for women.......BUT it's not long and hard enough to enter a ******/asshole......the longest it can grow is 1" long, or else it's actually a penis.
emilyliz 0
haaaaa
Jes_bug101 0
someone has obviously not had very much action in bed lately.
apegirl907 0
it was a simple mistake go cry about it.
hannahengler 5
that is messed