Today, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition. I live in a tiny flat by myself with only a shower. I also have to find somewhere to put the bath bombs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML
Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
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bbedlock_fml 7
Sell them on eBay! You could make a ton!
aedan12 15
Didn't you have to enter to win? Why would you enter if you didn't want them? YDI.
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Comments (112)
BubbleGrunge 18
44-but you have time to go on FML.....
inolongercare 19
Christmas and birthdays are set!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
#44 has not just time for FML but time to comment on their not Googling something they didn't have time to Google. They live a paradoxical life.
deputyunderpants 8
Use the life supply of bath salts to start a zombie apocalypse. Problem solved.
ecascio2010 9
Surly your shower has a drain? Unless its a stand in alone shower... Sell them to friends!
Slavgaard 16
Put them in a nice glass jar (or an empty candle jar...with the old wax removed) and give to people (with a bath) as gifts!
cyanidesandwich 21
For those of you too lazy to google it, and were hoping that the answer would be in the comments (like I was), here's the answer, courtesy of Wikipedia. "A bath bomb is a hard-packed mixture of chemicals which effervesces when wet. They are also used to add scent and colour to bathwater. They are a form of bath fizzies."
ViviMage 40
eBay, etsy, Craigslist, free cycle, take them to a food bank!!
Kateymarie41 8
To a food bank?..
Isa_fml 20
Some food banks/thrift stores accept donations of personal care products, you know... toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant and all that. It might be nice for someone to get the occasional little luxury item along with just the basics. :)
tj4234 36
Use it as an excuse to make friends with people who own bath tubs.
souljacker 11
eBay.