Miscellaneous: Today, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition....

By KnowWhereYourTowelIs - 14/08/2013 07:13 - United Kingdom - Eastbourne

Today, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition. I live in a tiny flat by myself with only a shower. I also have to find somewhere to put the bath bombs. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2023 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2018 22:00

Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML

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By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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By skywayavenue - 19/03/2009 05:09 - Canada

Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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Chill

By FennFoxx - 21/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Cheraw

Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML

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Relaxing

By juliannamelissa - 06/09/2012 06:38 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

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By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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By mr.nobody - 16/12/2011 14:59 - Cyprus

Today, after I sent around 300 entries to a competition hosted by a deodorant company where the main prize is a trip to Hawaii, spending around 5 hours sending the entries, I won a deodorant. FML

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By citylife - 20/04/2013 20:22 - United States

Today, I realized how tiny my apartment is, when I was able to vacuum from bedroom to bathroom through the living room without switching the power outlet from the one in the kitchen. I pay a fortune to live in this shoebox. FML

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bbedlock_fml 7

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:11

Sell them on eBay! You could make a ton!

aedan12 15

Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:11

Didn't you have to enter to win? Why would you enter if you didn't want them? YDI.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:02

Maybe invest in a bath tub?

radfab 3

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:15

What kind of contest gives away a life time supply of bath bombs?

42usesfortowels 5

Wednesday 14 August 2013 23:17

I think it was a year's supply, not a lifetime.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:15

53--thank you. 66--I'd just give up if I were u. people on here are stubborn and ridiculous. its a waste of time and energy.

NoFlippinWai 24

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:19

ty for the hitchhiking reference. Do Not Panic. I am sure you will think of something.

MarissaCristina 13

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:32

Why would you enter the competition if you couldn't even use the prize? If they told you the prize, YDI. But if it was never announced, then FYL.

nina21194 12

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:00

Thank you! Geeze I mean I'm not lazy but I was hoping for it to be on here. Thanks a lot!!

danehboi 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:40

Most people will be thrilled but in your case i see the irony.FYL

rob02 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:46

an even better idea

Adree 15

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:49

Throw them all in the public pool!

reflexion213 11

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:54

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