Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to take a relaxing bubble bath in my jacuzzi. I poured in the bubbles, turned on the jets, and got in. I realized too late that the jets had caused the bubbles to overflow and had made a huge mess in my bathroom. Relaxing, indeed. FML
Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML
Today, I was excited to finally use the expensive bath bombs I'd been saving. I filled the tub, dropped one in, and settled in for a relaxing soak. The bath bomb fizzed so much that it created a bubble mountain that spilled over, flooding my bathroom with colorful suds. My "relaxing" bath turned into a Slip 'N Slide adventure as I tried to mop up the mess in my birthday suit. FML
Today, I tried to relieve my back pain by lounging in a jacuzzi at my mother's house. All was going well until I accidentally knocked an opened container of bath salts into the tub, which got sucked into the jet system, shooting tiny, sharp, barely dissolved pieces of salt into my back. FML
Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML
Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML
Today, after a long shift, I came home and cleaned my house so I could relax tomorrow. I finished up the night with a soothing bubble bath, which was lovely until the ceiling collapsed into the tub. I can't even wash the filth off because my bath is full of drain-clogging plaster. FML
Today, after an extremely stressful day, I took a hot bath when I got home. I used my little sister's bubble bath to make it more enjoyable and relaxing. I then broke out in hives. I guess I'm allergic to bubble bath. FML
Today, I wasted 20 minutes trying to open a container of slime, only for rotten green liquid and weird brownish yellow goo to spray spanning 5 feet in all directions from me and my bed. I nearly threw up and now am getting a wet, sleepless night. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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bianchieiei 13
Congrats,you might just have discovered a new species!
Elegance 7
You just ejected a tight knit, religious family of bugs from their beautiful white picket fenced two story home. How do you feel?
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bianchieiei 13
Congrats,you might just have discovered a new species!
MURIKKA 11
Unfortunately for OP, the Pennsylvanian bath beetle was discovered 3 years ago. Tough break, OP.
gc327072 31
14- scientific name Pennsylvanius jacuzzius
sweetpea5196 4
That always happens, even if you use it every week or so, OP, c'mon..
iFizzgig 11
Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!
SwaggerMelon 6
Doesn't matter had jets.
LollipopDragon 4
I'm confused OP, why didn't you turn the jets on before you got in? You're supposed to clean these things out monthly so this doesn't happen!
chelseamarie32 7
We have a jacuzzi tub too! It seems like even if you don't use it for as little as a week these bugs appear. I do believe its because some water is left behind to sit in the jets, and it just gets yucky! We always fill our tub up, pour some bleach in it, and run our jacuzzi for awhile. It usually solves the problem! :)
slooby_fml 25
at least you cleaned it out?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah, by bathing in it! Not really an "at least" situation in my book...
funnynesh 10
Spring Cleaning time!
spekledworf 18
Jets get DISGUSTING! Gotta love all the black goo that shoots out
XxskyelovexX 13
The last time I used a bath with jets, water squirted all throughout the hotel room haha. That was fun cleaning up
roachyroo 5
In a hotel, you never have tocleanup.
outoftown 27
You do if you don't want to slip on the wet floor! You just don't have to launder all the towels.
XxskyelovexX 13
and knowing me i would slip and fall on the floor xD
cawoods 1
I would have flipped out and jumped right out of the tub
Kwolfe 7
Then you would have slipped on landing and bashed your head open.
danivolley64 10
I would have done the same :) No matter the injury I'm getting out of there!
jv1991 16
Agreed! Just thinking of that happening to me freaks me out! I'm so sorry OP!
Elegance 7
You just ejected a tight knit, religious family of bugs from their beautiful white picket fenced two story home. How do you feel?
Khariau 8
You probably killed a whole family of bugs!
GirlYouNasty 11
...and that's a bad thing how?
white16sox 19
Because the FML didn't state that at all. Thanks for clearing that up for me.
deadxwedding84 5
This is the grossest FML I've ever read. I think I just threw up.
lylotrezor 20
@8: You mean you're not sure? :o
bustub2 8
You haven't read many FMLs then.
day624 14
Definately NOT the grossest
white16sox 19
Grossest one, in my opinion, is the girlfriend who accidentally popped her boyfriend's pimple in her mouth while kissing his neck.
cjack188 13
I guess you haven't read the one where the boyfriend licked the blood off a used tampon....
ALlamaOnFire 20
Or the one where they blew up used condoms. That one got to me *shudders*
awkward_gothlady 32
I think that's the one that grosses me out the most.
kittytub 12
I need to stop reading fmls while eating. Ugh. =.=
Laker_Fan_24 11
Or when the guy used a loofah and saw a hair but he continued to use it and even he was done a cockroach crawled out.
SweetAsHell 9
This legitimately sounds like a horror story. I'm terrified. I probably won't bathe again. Thanks for the warning, OP.
gc327072 31
All ya gotta do is run bleach through it every couple of months, geez.... Edit: didn't see 10's comment, my bad.
MissAmz 7
When you clean your bathroom, every once in a while, make a 'bath' with disinfectant and hot water and turn the jets on for a few minutes. It saves having that problem. ;)