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Without the chicks
Perhaps the two bottles were the "chicks".
At least it was Russian vodka and not McCormick's, gotta count your blessings OP
Haha sounds like you were russian to hide those bottles.
5 what did he d... OHH HAHA that's funny! *sarcasm*
Well flockz what about scotch because when I get severly hungover and fall asleep in a puddle of my own vomit I like to be a little classy and have a nice scotch on the rocks. You know what I mean with the little umbrella in it
Because that my friend is the gentlemans way to get sloppy black out drunk than take pictures of your junk and send them to your girlfriends sister and... wait never mind.
They say is also the biggest liar in the land. How the hell would I magically get out of bed and drink vodka in my sleep?
Nothing magical about it #67, people sleep-walk, they sleep-talk, they even sleep-comment on FML, so why not sleep-drink?
Vodka has a smell?
No it has magnetic force..
You kidding me ?
Yea I wouldn't have asked if I was kidding
Number four you ******' pussy shit, swig some vodka from the bottle and you will become a hundreth of the man I am.
To my current knowledge, without flavoring added, vodka has the least distinguishable scent in comparison to most, if not all, spirits. With that being said, it's still alcohol, so it's still going to reek like booze. That Effen vodka will getcha into trouble every time ;)
21- straight vodka smells sterile; like the stuff they use to clean wounds before fixing them up.
What?! Since when did they start moderating constructive criticism?!
Straight vodka is my favorite! Gotta love the taste of something so sterile.
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I swear to The Mighty FML Deity, if anyone tries a stupid "In Soviet Russia" joke, I will lose my shit.
Fine, I'll just go back to my cave then...
Really bro? He's like probably gonna kill you now.
^ yeah, like totally.
Oh noes! Your feelings. -__-
Welp, we had to know that was coming!
Doc Bastard, that was hilarious. And Charmander, that was hilarious!
Shit has now been lost.
If you had Wheaties with Stolichnaya, it would be the breakfast of champions. There's some wisdom from FPS Russia.
Hey I'm Russian
And I'm guessing that she isn't from Russia either judging by the fact that she's 12 and she posted, just for the attention, "I'm Russian" even though she lives in Florida. She is probably just like most Americans who say "I'm russian" or "I'm Swedish" etc. because that's where their great-great-great grandparents were from. No. If you live in America or you're from America, then your nationality is American.
50- no. You're nationality could be American and say that you're Russian (etc.) as an ethnicity.
...orrr maybe she moved to Florida from Russia
I am also Russian.
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Haha sounds like you were russian to hide those bottles.
In Soviet Russia, shit loses YOU!