Geez, Everyone is like, omg retarded, omg stupid. But seeing as you watched a video of it, rather than remembered it. You were completely paraletic drunk, and seeing as your friends recorded it, they must have egged you on or something. Either way, i know people who have done crazy things when their drunk, What can you say, Too much Alcohol is like sex without a condom, Tempting but dangerous. =]

Look on the bright side. 1) This would make a great cautionary tale on the dangers of drinking excessively. 2) You were drunk when you committed stuffed animal rape. If you were sober, you would be a furry. 3) You can destroy the evidence.

I agree with #4&5, but really, you were drunk so who cares.

You sure are one crazy drunk... Hate to see what those pictures would have shown.

#8 and 18, Where does it say the OP is a guy?

Aahhh, those are the best nights. The nights when you wake up and are like "How the **** did I get home." First thing I do is check for my wallet and cell phone. And then people tell you about how retardedly drunk you were the next day, like missing the two steps down to the dance floor and doing a face plant in front of everyone, etc. All you can do is laugh.

send me the link when you post it on youtube

At least it wasn't a video?

Also, why the hell do you own a stuffed animal with private parts if you weren't going to do something with it?

LOL this was sooooooo funnny haha :)