Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

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kristenlovex3 0

Friday 22 July 2011 8:31

sounds like you had a good night :)

canadiata555 0

Monday 1 August 2011 0:09

well at least u have your period...

Hootie_95 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:24

That's when you know you had one hell of a time! :)

MD_DILF 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 22:30

******* Brittany Spears wanna be, learn how to hold your drink!

Shiningstartp 9

Wednesday 7 September 2011 3:49

Britney??

Anglwrfish 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:22

now, if you'd woken up WITHOUT your period... yeah. YDI

eatpussy 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 5:53

Wow.. A chick with a shaved head. Sorry OP thats gotta blow.

Bigdanish9785 3

Monday 14 November 2011 15:59

Long night huh

wadweiners33 8

Thursday 26 January 2012 6:48

At least you're not pregnant...

xXobnoxiousXx 3

Monday 6 February 2012 5:45

hah suck to be you

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