By allie - 31/5/2021 22:01

Taking the piss

Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
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By  Yudith  |  20

Since your mom wants to have your pee so much, you should give her a bottle every time you manage to pee. Make sure you remind her that it's because she asked you to perform a drug test. Loudly.

By  bleachedraven  |  14

We're all shy in certain ways. Don't sweat it.

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By  bleachedraven  |  14

We're all shy in certain ways. Don't sweat it.

By  Yudith  |  20

Since your mom wants to have your pee so much, you should give her a bottle every time you manage to pee. Make sure you remind her that it's because she asked you to perform a drug test. Loudly.

By  Chazzster  |  21

Ugh, I can see some of both sides on this one. Usually, but admittedly not always, before a parent insists on a drug test they have other evidence that leads them to this point. If Mom had legitimate reasons to believe you were using (such as behavior or past use) then she would have reason to doubt your “shy bladder”.

On the other hand, I can imagine how embarrassing it would be to be told to pee in a bottle or something with my parent watching! Even professional drug tests don’t do that - They send you to a “sanitized” neutral bathroom with a container or whatever and wait for you to produce your sample in private. There are reasons they do that.