Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML
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Today, I was awakened by a small scary dark figure approaching me while making creepy noises. I screamed, kicked it away, and buried my face under my pillow. Later, after braving up, I turned on the lights. It was my sick 3-year-old niece, now dazed and coughing blood. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I pissed myself. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I woke up in horror to see that my 34-year-old cousin, who was spending the night, was watching me sleep. Once he noticed that I was awake, he quietly left the room. I told my mom, who then told me not to tell anyone and pretend that it never happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML
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amerwin 3
Want to play a game?
sourgirl101 29
I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.
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Comments (133)
MermaidSongXOXO 6
So your cousin likes Saw, huh? Why don't you steal the mask and reenact it for him.
asmah 0
^^ win total win
lemonypower 6
i understand, that thing scares the crap out of me. but not really wet your pants worthy.........
austo97 0
^win
canadian_ftw 8
that's freaking hilarious :P
Glenn_Coco 0
Haha That's a good prank. lol
sourgirl101 29
I always thought his name was "Jigsaw". Learned something new.
AAShah 0
Jigsaw is the old dude.
WhatTheFuq 0
Which one is Billy?
WhatTheFuq 0
OHHHH google tells me that Billy was that one clown, doll, puppet thing.
MoniV6661 0
Mean. :o
AAShah 0
#71- There are two creatures from the Saw. Ones the freaky puppet and the other is the ant-eater like creature who kidnaps the people. I got confused too. And so what if WhatTheFuq googled it. Its not the effing end of the world.
SophieAmber 0
so did I lol
MRiKiCCS 0
cutie? lol
Sirin_fml 47
Yo, guys, I'll put this the only way I know how: leave the flirting/creeping/weird compliments/inappropriate comments/marriage-destroying conversations to the moderation team, please. We really don't need the competition, especially with Christmas looming.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
#30, haven't you learned by now that Sirin is always win?
underpaid011 0
you are kicked out of the man club. please remove your penis and turn it inside out now.