By TheCrackerNinja - United States
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML
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  Nico1929  |  5

knock knock...who's there? it's me... wondering why you're not naked....

knock knock... who's there? it's me again.... still wondering why you're not naked....

  RavenXRampage  |  1

Oh yes. Plant genitalia; for any and every occasion. That's original. At least OP tried. I'd say there's just no pleasing her, she's being unfair and very ungrateful. Slimy.. Bah! She's complaining about bath oil. Whiny bitch.

  skittle68  |  0

My bf couldn't do that if he wanted to. Our bathtub is too little :/ I'm 5' even and I barely fit in it by myself. That was super nice of him tho! My bf does other stuff to be romantic, like offering to do anal when I'm on my period, and pushing on the back of my head when I do oral lol... He's sooo romantic!

By  eternalsunlight  |  5

Lol romantic bath? Plus points for being creative! You should have insisted that she join you but in the future maybe ask her to specify what she means by romantic? That could be simpler and much more effective!!