Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out my roommate has been using my bed for months because he didn't want his sheets to "smell like gay sex" when his mom washed them. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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ang3lacupcak3 0
scratch and sniff. ;)
narf887 4
at least he wasn't trying to taste the rainbow
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CoryX 9
this whole week is gonna be filled with college stories, FML could have used this to their advantage in some way
mssdotches 17
That's just creepy
CruelGirl07 5
Why would your roommate want to "borrow" your underwear in the first place? That's just strange.
Clozzie 0
Not cool.
jobsman99 0
time to switch roommates. also time to sleep naked.
sathick 5
In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.
thatsracist 0
Professional pervert lol
sathick 5
In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.In ancient Dravidian culture hair was regarded as the source of great force, intimately tied to powers of sexuality, aggression, and supernatural energies.[5] Much like their East-Asian counterparts, ancient Dravidian men wore their hairs into top knots and adorned them with flowers and ornaments.[6] The style of top knot and ornaments worn varied with social status. The concept of this may be as early as the Indus valley civilisation as featured in the Pashupati seal. Unlike other gods, Shiva is known for his top-knotted hair, hinting at his Dravidian origins. Following this, even today, rishis all over India wear top-knots as a symbol of divinity and authority. For Dravidian women, they let their hair flow or braid it and often adorned them with flowers and ornaments. This is unlike their northern counterparts who insisted that women cover their heads as a sign of submission.fgdfgfd
Buttsexpirate 9
That's what they all say, but really they're just grabbing some of your ass hairs so they can make a clone of you for their personal needs.
dualyte 0
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