Kids: Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents...

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 03/03/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Becky - 11/03/2022 10:00

Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:10 - United States - San Diego

Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML

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irish_lad 16

Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

cutycat136 28

Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.

Comments

al_shorty 8

Monday 25 May 2015 9:21

Your parents are dicks

joshi42 16

Monday 25 May 2015 10:16

Never punch little children. Kick them.

daemonsparta 16

Monday 25 May 2015 10:42

run

LordVaper 14

Monday 25 May 2015 11:12

you need a lock and cctv

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 25 May 2015 13:06

I stay at a friends and refuse to come back until your parents seek help for your sister if I were you.

FreyaValkyrie 5

Monday 25 May 2015 14:16

Sounds like my mum

noonenoeone 22

Monday 25 May 2015 14:53

Reminds of the story I read of an 11 year old stabbing her 8 yr old sister to death over being jealous of recognition for chores. She woke up early before school, stabbed her sister, called 911 and said a mexican broke in and stabbed her sister. Hey OP, invest in some security equipment or kevlar.

TomeDr 24

Monday 25 May 2015 17:57

Call your family doctor. You and your family need some serious help!

mclovin22897 15

Monday 25 May 2015 18:22

I'd call an exorcist if I was you.

Geckosrock99 33

Monday 25 May 2015 18:33

No, the sister should be punished, OP. You did the right thing. If the marks are still there, put your sister's hand on one in front of your parents. They'll see they are the same size, unless you two have similar hand sizes. Strangling people is not a phase and needs to be dealt with accordingly.