Animals: Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my...

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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Poor Mickey

By oh, good - 15/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Bath

Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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Panic in the sheets

By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 09:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML

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Is gift

By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park

Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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Sunday 6 October 2013 9:03

You're next.

aubama_fml 15

Sunday 6 October 2013 9:03

here's your breakfast master.

Comments

fancypants725 4

Monday 7 October 2013 18:46

That's actually a complement in cat world :)

Addgutts 8

Tuesday 8 October 2013 8:17

That's actually really Nice if him.

stonehare 7

Wednesday 9 October 2013 4:54

recent studies have shown that cats believe that they have tofeed you because you never hunt. like you are a giant hairless cat the sucks at being a cat.

marramrammar 2

Wednesday 9 October 2013 15:38

That means your cat really loves you!

tigerlilytracey 6

Friday 11 October 2013 11:44

thats kitty speak for..get in that thar kitchen. u got some cookin to do!

interesting33 36

Saturday 12 October 2013 20:10

I don't really understand cats trying to feed their owner? Do they not see them eating?

josiem 11

Monday 14 October 2013 18:55

Aww! S/he loves you and is trying to teach you how to hunt, and thus eat, for yourself. You should feel honoured that s/he took the time. :P

sonicsistar 7

Thursday 17 October 2013 8:54

My last cat once brought in a mouse or rat. When I returned home, I found a heart and the upper mandible with nose and whiskers attached, lying on my carpet, without a trace of blood, etc.

ITxCExLxS 6

Friday 18 October 2013 17:00

Your cat was giving you a present! It's common for cats to bring their owners their catches as a sign of friendship. Just be glad it wasn't a chipmunk's decapitated head. Been there, done that

cassy_k 3

Thursday 7 November 2013 3:31

When you cat brings you dead animals or 'treasure' (treasure for them) its a sign of love, there fore your cat loves you :) but, it sucks that you woke up that way. But you DID deserve it, for treating your cat good! Why would it bring you 'food' if It didn't love you?