Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML
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Today, I had a large pimple on my temple. I decided to try the whole "put toothpaste on the zit to make it dry up" technique that all the magazines say to do. Not only is my pimple still there, but the toothpaste irritated my skin and my already large pimple now appears three times bigger. FML
Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML
Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in a rush before work. I squeezed the toothpaste tube too hard, and some of it it shot directly into my eye. I spent the next ten minutes half-blind, crying peppermint tears, and still somehow managed to be late. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16
Supposedly toothpaste dries it up, but it contains some chemicals that can irritate your skin.
myleshoops 0
Worse=more noticeable, am I right?
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Comments (231)
heyitslexx 3
YDI for putting toothpaste on a PIMPLE. Haven't you heard that doesn't really work???
Ninjasaurus18 9
You're the dumbass that out toothpaste on a pimple in the first place. -facepalm-
melly_baby16 3
Why toothpaste
melikescupcakes 6
That sucks for you, it really does, but damn this has got to be one of the worst FML's I've ever read
jmw24 8
that's for love bites not pimples, you dick head
aokes90 15
Not only did I cut my hair but I got it shorter. Not only did I find out I have a cold but I'm sick. The way you worded that makes you sound stupid.